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2 women on their way back from a night out, stop in a graveyard for a piss. One wipes her fanny with her knickers, and the other uses a wreath of flowers. Their two husbands were in the pub the next day. One says, ''i'd better watch my wife. She came home last night with no knickers on.'' the...

I went for a job interview today. The employer said - what's your biggest fault? I said - probably my honesty. He said - well, i wouldn't really say that was a fault. I said - I couldn't give a fuck what you think you fat c@@t...