Joke

[LewFZ1]

An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid.

 

[Sven]

I went to the zoo. They had a crusty loaf in a cage. I asked the keeper about it and was told it was bread in captivity.

 

[LewFZ1]

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work

 

[Sven]

I went to a zoo last week, there was only one animal.

It was a shih tzu.

 

[Stripy]

Man gos to doctor, "Doctor, doctor, i have got some lettuce sticking out of my back passage!"
Doctor: "Not good, thats just the tip of the Iceberg"

 

[Sven]

Somebody complemented me on my driving the other day, they left a note on my windscreen which said "Parking Fine", which I thought was nice of them...